Terms of Surrender

By using this service you agree to the following. You will not read them. We know.

1. You acknowledge that you are voluntarily submitting yourself to a satirical government tracking programme operated by people who find your trading activity concerning.
2. You waive any expectation of dignity, gentleness, or kind framing in your generated assessment.
3. You understand that the assessment is generated by a language model and reflects neither the official position of any government nor the personal feelings of the Registrar, who, frankly, has no feelings left.
4. You consent to your ID appearing in the Public Registry. If you did not wish to be seen losing money in public, you should have considered this earlier.
5. You confirm you are at least 18 years of age, or if not, that you have already done enough damage to your family's finances that age is no longer the primary concern.
6. You agree not to hold the Registrar, His Majesty's Government, or the developers liable for emotional distress, marital strain, or sudden realisations about your life.
7. You acknowledge that "it's just a memecoin" is not a legal defence.
8. You may revoke consent at any time by closing the browser tab. Your ID will remain. So will the wallet.
9. This agreement is governed by the laws of whichever jurisdiction is most amusing.
10. By scrolling this far, you have already agreed.