Frequently Asked Questions

Compiled by the Registrar against his will.

Q: Is this real?

A: Define "real." The roasts are real. Your wallet is real. The government is, as far as we can tell, real. Whether any of this matters is a question above my pay grade.

Q: Why does my ID say I'm exit liquidity?

A: Because you are. Next question.

Q: Can I appeal my classification?

A: You may submit an appeal in writing to the Registrar. The Registrar will read it. The Registrar will not respond. This is not an oversight.

Q: Is my wallet data stored?

A: We store your wallet address and the assessment generated for it. We do not store your private keys, because you did not give them to us, because that would be insane, and we would like to believe you are not insane, despite considerable evidence to the contrary.

Q: Why is the website like this?

A: Budget cuts. Also, the contractor who built it in 2003 has retired. We have not been authorised to update the design. We have learned to find it comforting.

Q: Can I share my ID?

A: Yes. We encourage it. The more of you we can identify publicly, the easier our work becomes.

Q: What is a "memecoin"?

A: An asset class invented to redistribute wealth from people who think they understand markets to people who do not pretend to.

Q: I am offended by my assessment.

A: Noted.

Q: Will there be a chip?

A: At this time, no chip is planned. This is subject to change without notice. Please continue checking this page.